(Not) A Rant on PDA

I had a day off in the middle of the week. So… that was a Wednesday. I realized that not having work left me with absolutely NOTHING to do and while that is a welcome situation for some I realized that it actually didn’t work for me. I was bummed out of my mind. That was probably more because all my friends have work now and are hard to reach. Oh add the fact that payday is drawing near, that means my cash is running out.

So what did I do for one whole (rest) day? Well, I took some pictures of myself, edited them and posted them to fool a couple of friends. They said the size of my boobs gave my identity away. Darnit. I knew I should have edited that.

Anyway… so the next day (oh! it rhymes!) I was still in a bit of a daze (it rhymes again!) and it really showed in my fa–cial expression. (ah-hah! got you! no? ok..) In short, I was a zombie in a very foul mood. So I wasn’t in the right mind to tolerate anything unusual. I got in the jeep going to Pasig and I immediately noticed the couple in front of me. They were snug in each other’s arms. The girl had half of her body on the guy’s lap and their arms are locked onto each other in their personal space (invading other people’s personal space while they’re at it) It wasn’t supposed to bother me. Until the guy started rubbing her thigh and the girl reached up and started sucking on his neck.

Oh I wish I was kidding.

I kind of looked like that the whole time.

I was thisclose to shouting “It’s 5 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING!!!!!!! GEEZUS!!!”

But of course I couldn’t do that since the guy looked like he came from the navy and I was really too tired and lazy to do anything about it. The other people in the jeep though were all coughing and uneasy already. Good thing there wasn’t an old woman in the jeep or else those two would have probably gotten a beating.

When the girl finished sucking and licking his ear, it was time for them to get off. As soon as they got off the jeep, everyone… like EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the jeep turned to look at the two of them as they walk away. It was fucking hilarious, I swear. They all looked at the same time. Then when we looked at each other and found out that we’re all guilty of watching, we snickered a bit to ourselves.

“Sana pumalakpak ka” – Carlos, my officemate, said when I related the story to him as soon as I got to the office.

I should have! Really! That would’ve been awesome. XD